English at its best
Heee….Heee…. We meet again… this time its a carefully scrutinized list of phrases, No.. Sorry…p(t)hras(h)es which were poured on us during our under graduation days. This list (if the context is properly understood) can make you sick with laughter; else it can be fly trying to sit in your cup of coffee eventually getting chased away.
Being a mechanical engineering student from one of the best self financed colleges in the state will always increase your expectations, in terms of quality of knowledge transfer and above all the command over the language of communication ie English!!!. This post is dedicated to those inspiring staff who made sure that our eyes and ears were open through out the class. What you are about to see is the second version of this list; the first one belonged to Tony, who actually took the pain of compiling this as a book.
Though we were sure that we did not take any notes about the subject we made sure that we made note of the one liner’s blessed on us. Before we begin, the comments were made just to make fun of their English, but we have the highest respect for our teachers. This is dedicated to the persons who made “US” possible, so here we go…
1. There will be a needle is there - There will be a needle. Thoraa engleeslaam pessudhu....
2. Scale is made up of our requirements - Scale is made for our requirement. "I was cornered, ennala onnu panna mudiyalaa.." -courtesy Sivaji
3. Anybody say 45 - Did anyone say 45.. Arruka pogadhaavan idduplaa Naarpathu Aiindhu iruunmbu arruva irrundhuchaam..Idhadhaan namma peter engleesla solla paakudhu
4. “need for coupling is not needed” – The need for coupling is not required, Aaniaye Pudunga Vendam
5. “nature of tensile stress will be tensile in nature- (do I need to explain).Ading Goniya… yenda eppadi thaalia arrukura..
6. We will be able to make it become a joint- we will be able to join it. Idhalaaam meeri naanga BE complete panni irrukomna... you should appreciate us
7. Whatever you are constructing it – whatever!. English la rendu vartha solluva... onnu nonsense inno nu nuisance.. idhu endha catogery nu neengaley mudivu pannikonga...
8. Some error may be occur – some error may occur. Vaaila Eyatha kaachi utha…
9. I mechanical strength is looses – it looses its mechanical strength. Dai Theruu Puzhhudi..
10. The speed will be reaches ie 495- The speed will go up to 450 rpm. Ivaanga kaaila palla perooda edhirkallam irruku nu nennaikum podhu konajam payamdhaan irruku...
11. Various gears is approximate one – I’m still thinking. Goyalla….!!!
12. This is all the reasons – these are all the reasons. Appave sonnaen..vadaa Sandhi theatre la Baghavathi-puram Railway gate padam podraan poi paarpom nu.. Keetangalaa evaanachi..
13. There are two flank angles are there – there are 2 flank angles. Mappla… Ennaa thevaai illama dension pannran…
14. This will enough you – This will be enough for you. Podhum da… Podhum…Nirrithu ni..
15. First pitch value you have to measure it – you have to measure the value of the first pitch. Sanniyan thirundhavey thirundhadha..
16. Ie it may be the curve will be like this – the curve may be like this. Enna Ezhavoo..
17. It is depends upon the screw material – It depends upon the screw material.. Go and screw yourself
18. This will moves there – What will move where? Aiyooo… Naraayaana…Indha Kossu thola thangga mudiyalapa..
19. Nut will stops threading – Grr….Dai nee Avaanaa!!!
20. Last class I was given to you the formula for it – Last class I gave you the formula for it. Sommbu romba adi vangi irrukum pola...pesradhu vachi soluuraen..
21. Go on add - Keep on adding. Dai Adhivaasi Adaakivaasi
22. It will be very smoothly functioning – It will function very smoothly. This is atrocious. There is no respect for the human rights.
23. Come to some near – you are somewhat near, try to get closer (to the answer) - Vaadi innum konja pakkthalaa vaa...(Ticki lona.. Ticki lona..)
24. Same sentence which can be write - Same sentence can be written as. Ippadiyum ezhudhallam
25. Not in clear – Not clear… Velangalla!!!
26. Not ever give – never gives. Oru mannum vennam.
27. 2 ways is possible – 2 ways are possible. Rendu kaalai vaithum midhikallam enbathai susagamaga solla varrugirar
28. If you are feel that – If you feel that. Onnum vennam Saami..
29. A problem which can be converted into mathematical model – A problem is converted into mathematical model. Naethu mid night maslaa paarthutu vandhu irrupan polaa..
30. If you are not studying then I am not the convict – hang him. Sethu po!!!
31. Pipe cannot produce for 3 km – We cannot produce pipe for as long as 3 km. Adadey!!!Enna azhagu enna arrivu
32. What you find might be correct. I am Imaginary – The matrix has you. Soll Buthium kidiyadhu..Sondha Buthiyum kidiyadhu
33. What you understanding by the corresponding statement - That your English sucks!!! Vellaiyane Velliyaeeru..
34. Procedure is similar to the same – Procedure is similar to the previous model. Kossuvum Eeeum onrru… idhai arriyadha vaaila mannu..
35. Till 19th century this will not successes – It wasn’t successful till 19th century. Kaallai mattum kandaen…En kaailgal summa irrukadhu…
36. Tailor machine – Sewing Machine. We need to sue this guy
37. “At last…..! Ramanujam!!!” – Ramunjam of the last bench
38. Yesterday only I took 2 days leave – I give up. By Kundalakesi, Moonram Vaagupu, Avayar Arramba Pada Salai.
39. Do you imagine something? – Can you imagine what I am trying to say? Oru Mannum venndam.
40. All of you fold your mouth – Shut up. Nee mudahla Vayaa Mudu
41. Autocad nicely created by Microsoft – Does Bill gates aware of this. Indha matter Microsoft karranuku theriyiyumaa..
42. Do you see anybody? – did you see anybody (I see dead people). Romba naal aachi ketta varthaila thitti
43. Reduce yourself – Deduce it on your own. Albert Einstein once said, "Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity. And I am not so sure about the former."
44. Yet another one more problem – Take another problem, Blade nu irrundha adhuku rendu sideum irrukum
45. The speed of the system is highly more – Pass. Mannu lorry enna varrum… andha mannu lorry la mannu thirdi veedu katnaavan nee..
46. You is wait – You there, please wait. Kettukonga..Kettukonga…Innum rendu varzhathula ullagam Azhia pogudhu…Kakkai Chithar solli irrukar.
47. All of you do whatever you want without making silence – All of you do whatever you want without making noise, Adichi thuvachadhaan azhuku pogum…
48. I don’t want to strict you – I don’t want to be strict with you, Oru nallaiku evallo naeram da naanga sirikradhu… Sammi vairru vallikudhu da..
49. Some people having more energy – some people are energetic.We are drained of our energy.
50. Money is spended – money is spent, Ivanallamm urraa vittu odhiki vaaingana kekkringlla..
51. I need not want to correct any figures – I don’t like to flirt…Adengapa,…. Ivaaru appadiyae pessitallum… Avanga appadiayae mayangitaalum…
52. People are knowed about the product – people come to know about the product, Neer Saiyum sevaai naatukum dhrogam neer irrukum samudhathukum dhrogam…
53. They will not more give information regarding advertisement – The advertisement does not actually give information on product. Kizhinjudhu Lambaadi lungi..
54. Ad should have effect on every each others mind – Ad has an effect on every mind..Irrudi unnaklaam big bang theory dhaan
55. He was flowing, all over the shops – He was in and out of every shop, Billi, Sunniyam, paithiyaam, Aevaal idhu ellathaiyum vida mosamanadhu indha ullaral
56. We will discuss in later – We will discuss later on this topic... Right, Vidu…
57. He is always presenting outside –He is never inside the class,,, Naan appave sonnaen class ku varalla nu kellungada…
58. I am few among them – I am one among the few,,, Ivaaru Aiirathil Oruvan…
59. As far I came to know, I don’t about Honda – As far as I know, I don’t think Honda follows this procedure. Dai Bonda thallaya idhu unnaku thevaaiya idhu ippa thevaayaa..
60. I don’t feel more cost than engine – In my opinion nothing is more costly than an engine. AIyya… neenga
61. One company produced a product in 2002, until it was not sold – A company produced a product in 2002 and it has not been sold out yet. Indha nerathulaa Hawa hawa paatu avaasiyamdhaanna…
62. If problem you go to coat. – If you face any problems, you have to go to court. – Dai ivaanuku enna solli puriya vaaikradhu ney theriyalla
