Why we dont have gf and we rock....

Why ‘we’ the elite group doesn’t have gf:

If you know tamil u can enjoy it a little bit more..

The often repeated topic. It seems to be a mystery until you really start
thinking. One of my personal favorites, why some men can never fall in
love or never get girl friends. Many of us just keep complaining without
thinking on what the inherent problem is. Thankfully I did it as a case
study and found out some important issues which might concur with a
majority of ppl who are rocking the same boat as mine.


1) You always sit in the last bench with the other class rogues and other “pazhams”
(studious chaps) who feel that its possible to get marks sitting in last row. In case of
workplace no girls are there in your project and u have like minded people like you
as colleagues and wherein your entertainment oscillates between the bars and
cinema theaters.

2) U obviously can’t groove and dance and dance around in a group in a disc by just
shaking your head or grooving your hip. Desi music directors are your favorites.
Deva simply rocks and u can’t wait for a gaana or a bangra number to crop up. Unf
you are too adept at dancing dappankuthu or desi dance not the americanised
western hip hop dance.

3) U perceive discotheque to be a place where u will have a chance to unleash your
dancing potential(“dappankuthu”) and occupy the center stage with 10 other fellow
rogues immediately throwing out the babes from the vicinity of the dance floor. This
automatically repels the women from you (they consider u as out of civilization, unf
we are the only people who can really dance...)

4) Your intelligence level mostly can take in just jackie chan,arnold and stallone
flicks. It can take in just action films whose contents can be absorbed. You just can't
take major english romance films. Desi romance rocks. We invariably are the DDLJ
and hum aapke hai kaun typos. Rajni , Kamal, Shahrukh, Mohanlal, Mammotty,
Chiranjeevi rock. Tom cruise is a dud!!! And invariably sucks... (Obviously. its
because of jealousy...)

5) You obviously don’t know how to make use of yahoo messenger and is used to
scold your online friends with the best choice of invectives, spread rumours about
other guyz, and ask them to book the latest movie tickets. You unfortunately dont
know how to flirt using yahoo messenger and are frequently at loss of topics when
you want to chat with some girl. Whereas u r deluged with strange topics to discuss
with your friend with whom you had lost touch for the past decade or so.

6) You can’t eat spanish, chinese foods and fav. restaurant invariably happens to be
woodlands,saravana bhavan or anandha bhavan types. Of coz we can’t forget
karpagam mess and mami's kadai and murugan idly. we frankly are clueless as to
what are bella ciao,wang's kitchen and things like that unless we happen to go an a
treat organised by the other guyz...:)



7) You dont see a reason why u have to go tobarristas or qwiky's when the local
corner "nair kada chaaya" tastes like nectar and satisfies you more than a barristas.
Lime tea is the best tea to have been invented by an human and you are thankful to
Nair for providing it to you.

8) Most of the jokes you know are adult jokes which you can discuss only with your
other fellow comrades and which again takes the opportunity from telling a joke to
the girl and impressing her. Besides you seriously tell very good jokes which the
blondes can't comprehend or think it is vulgar. You have to tell some absolutely
"Kadi jokes"(terrible bores) to make them laugh which though you try hard u will
never be able to. Most of the jokes u crack among ur comrades are used by your so called friends to impress girls “They usually use ur jokes to flirt”.

9) You seriously can’t start a topic with a member of the opposite sex. i have seen
guyz chatting with girls purely with emoticons for more than a hour. You can never
do that. You will have to crack real dumb jokes to start the conversation or falsely
extol them. The most important drawback we have is that we can’t talk about what
she had for breakfast. You seriously can't talk about that. We refer to those kinda
talks in tamil as kadalai.
Boy: what did you have for breakfast??
Girl: i had idli....
Boy: Is it??? Same pinch no back pinch i too had idli ..(he slyly pinches her)
and laughs..
Girl: Ouchhh(artificially)...it hurts..
Boy: ohh.. I am sorry and (tries to apologise..)..Then say "; i had sambhar for
idli.."
Girl: (excitedly)...sambharrrrrrrr............ i had chutney....and giggles...

I swear I can’t tolerate any longer than this...this is not figment of imagination. I
have seen this...though I agree there may be exceptions...
10) U can’t sing bryan adams, sting, george michael's song... When they talk about
linking park you cannot even imagine who they are and the closest link you can
associate with them is Panagal Park.

11) U seriously are clueless as to what rock music are
12) U cant walk past a girl without passing a comment.
13) All thru college life u belong to this boyz gang and even in your gang nobody
has a girlfriend so there is absolutely an absence of the inspirational factor.


WITH ALL these attributes its difficult for guyz like us to fall in love or find a girl. But
it is not a sin after all. I guess we are not made for it. Let us accept that and be
proud of that. We are one among the few in the vanishing tribe and amen to it...
We have THE uniqueness that we remain single till we get married and having that
trait is really a virtue and who knows; we might be the elite clique in the future. So
all those of you who feel sad that they dont have Gf's chill!!! We are not made for it
and I swear for our characteristics a GF would not have added any value addition
and we are better off staying single till 28 or 30.



DISCLAIMER - Purely personal opinion of the researcher…

Guys and girls…. This is absolutely me…
There is no denying that…
If some girls think that this is ridiculous and not true…
Pls rethink the best jokes u have heard from ur flirting friends...
It is from a similar comrade like me….
3 words for you…. Hell with you…
And boys who think you also belong to this category…pls leave a comment…
I would be very happy to see one more comrade like me…